Pierce: What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast feed?
Señor Chang: She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference.
Señor Chang: You'll do it or you'll fail my class.
Pierce: You can't do that.
Señor Chang: Have you met me?
Jeff: Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one.
Señor Chang: Give it up, Winger. Professor Slater doesn't date students...or married Asians who drive mopeds.
Looks like the law frim of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the day off.– Señor Chang
Annie: Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
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Community: "Introduction to Statistics (#1.7)"
Senor Chang: [about Professor Slater] Is there a breeze here? Because someone struck out!
Jeff Winger: She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang: Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
Dean Pelton: And we ruled out your teacher because he has a crippling fear of frogs.
Señor Chang: Ohh! I told you that in confidence!
(1x20 The Science of Illusion)
SENOR CHANG: I want you all to write a one page essay in Espanol entitled "Annie's Mistake".
PIERCE: Why doesn't Annie have to write it?
SENOR CHANG: Okay....TWO PAGES entitled "The Consequences of Questioning Authority".
SHIRLEY: Uh, this is Spanish 101. I, I know how to say "Hello", "Tomorrow" and that tables are female. That's the only Spanish you taught us.
SENOR CHANG: Oh. SIX pages on ignorance.
BRITTA: Guys, put your hands down! Senor Chang, please continue, we respect your authority.
SENOR CHANG: Thank you Britta. 20 pages on ass kissing. Due on Monday.
ANNIE (from outside): THIS Monday?
ohinternet: I am Senor Chang! And I’m so ill,...