April 2010
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Pierce: What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast feed?
Señor Chang: She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference.
Señor Chang: You'll do it or you'll fail my class.
Pierce: You can't do that.
Señor Chang: Have you met me?
Jeff: Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one.
Señor Chang: Give it up, Winger. Professor Slater doesn't date students...or married Asians who drive mopeds.
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“Looks like the law frim of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the day off.”
– Señor Chang
Annie: Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
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Community: "Introduction to Statistics (#1.7)"
Senor Chang: [about Professor Slater] Is there a breeze here? Because someone struck out!
Jeff Winger: She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang: Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
Dean Pelton: And we ruled out your teacher because he has a crippling fear of frogs.
Señor Chang: Ohh! I told you that in confidence!
(1x20 The Science of Illusion)
SENOR CHANG: I want you all to write a one page essay in Espanol entitled "Annie's Mistake".
PIERCE: Why doesn't Annie have to write it?
SENOR CHANG: Okay....TWO PAGES entitled "The Consequences of Questioning Authority".
SHIRLEY: Uh, this is Spanish 101. I, I know how to say "Hello", "Tomorrow" and that tables are female. That's the only Spanish you taught us.
SENOR CHANG: Oh. SIX pages on ignorance.
BRITTA: Guys, put your hands down! Senor Chang, please continue, we respect your authority.
SENOR CHANG: Thank you Britta. 20 pages on ass kissing. Due on Monday.
ANNIE (from outside): THIS Monday?
ohinternet:
I am Senor Chang! And I’m so ill,...
