April 2010
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Pierce: What's the matter? Mama Chang didn't breast feed?
Señor Chang: She read in a book that it wouldn't make a difference.
Señor Chang: You'll do it or you'll fail my class.
Pierce: You can't do that.
Señor Chang: Have you met me?
Jeff: Are you going to the faculty party? Make me your plus one.
Señor Chang: Give it up, Winger. Professor Slater doesn't date students...or married Asians who drive mopeds.
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“Looks like the law frim of Slumdog and Seacrest is taking the day off.”
– Señor Chang
Annie: Dia de los Muertos, or Day of the Dead, is sometimes referred to as Mexican Halloween.
Señor Chang: Which is actually quite offensive to people familiar with Mexican Halloween as a sexual position.
Hey seguidores and non-seguidores,
I’m working on queuing some more posts for the coming days, but you can now submit your own by going to http://www.fuckyeahsenorchang.tumblr.com/submit !
Community: "Introduction to Statistics (#1.7)"
Senor Chang: [about Professor Slater] Is there a breeze here? Because someone struck out!
Jeff Winger: She blew you off too, Chang.
Senor Chang: Is that what you have to fall back on? Look at me, bro. I've got the body of a fifth grader. If I was working with what you've got, she'd be at the Comfort Inn right now giving me a Mexican Halloween.
